peterahern:

My backyard snow day memories from the suburbs of Boston.

Come on over to my new Tumblr page and share in some wicked winter art!

peterahern:

My backyard snow day memories from the suburbs of Boston.

Come on over to my new Tumblr page and share in some wicked winter art!

Cite Arrow reblogged from peterahern
peterahern:

Hello Tumblr!
I’m a freelance animator, illustrator and photographer in NYC, and an all around admirer of the odd, strange and bizarre.
Please grease your wheels and follow me to glimpse original artwork (like this photo) and carefully selected imagery/films which I find badass, weird and inspiring. 
YakAtchyaLater,
Peter Ahern

This is my new Tumblr page! If you liked BetterThanApples you’ll probably like this! Come follow me!

peterahern:

Hello Tumblr!

I’m a freelance animator, illustrator and photographer in NYC, and an all around admirer of the odd, strange and bizarre.

Please grease your wheels and follow me to glimpse original artwork (like this photo) and carefully selected imagery/films which I find badass, weird and inspiring. 

YakAtchyaLater,

Peter Ahern

This is my new Tumblr page! If you liked BetterThanApples you’ll probably like this! Come follow me!

Cite Arrow reblogged from peterahern
Despite the peddler’s evil appearance, his claim to be selling a “show like no other” proved too much for Mark to resist investing…
It wasn’t until a few weeks later, after the funerals had ended and things returned to normal, that Mark realized the ol’ huckster had always been right, in way. He chuckled softly. Woulda been nice if those bootleg Party Poppers weren’t full of hot wax, but still -“show like no other” indeed.

Despite the peddler’s evil appearance, his claim to be selling a “show like no other” proved too much for Mark to resist investing…

It wasn’t until a few weeks later, after the funerals had ended and things returned to normal, that Mark realized the ol’ huckster had always been right, in way. He chuckled softly. Woulda been nice if those bootleg Party Poppers weren’t full of hot wax, but still -“show like no other” indeed.

As his human evaporation experiment began, Evan realized the process was, truth be told, incredibly painful - and his story would probably not be inspiring a Disney feature franchise after all.

As his human evaporation experiment began, Evan realized the process was, truth be told, incredibly painful - and his story would probably not be inspiring a Disney feature franchise after all.

"Doth thoust lovith thine fox stockings m’lady?"

"Doth thoust lovith thine fox stockings m’lady?"

"Alright, okay. Okay now. Settle….s-settle down now - everyone? Eyes up here please? Okay? Please take a seat, it doesn’t matter where. We good? We all here? Rhetorical question; I’ll get to attendance in a sec, but first I’d just like to say welcome.
To Postmortem Portraiture 101.”

"Alright, okay. Okay now. Settle….s-settle down now - everyone? Eyes up here please? Okay? Please take a seat, it doesn’t matter where. We good? We all here? Rhetorical question; I’ll get to attendance in a sec, but first I’d just like to say welcome.

To Postmortem Portraiture 101.”

Yup. This is it.
I know, I keep..I keep forgetting to edit our pamphlets. “The Secret Garden" doesn’t really apply anymore for a variety of reasons - mostly involving the lack of garden and google maps. But that look of disappointment on your face is really gonna help me remember.
Uh, anyway, try to enjoy. Oh and a word to the wise: there’s a homeless man somewhere in there and he’s berserk, so just…mind yourself. Gift shop closes at 5.

Yup. This is it.

I know, I keep..I keep forgetting to edit our pamphlets. “The Secret Garden" doesn’t really apply anymore for a variety of reasons - mostly involving the lack of garden and google maps. But that look of disappointment on your face is really gonna help me remember.

Uh, anyway, try to enjoy. Oh and a word to the wise: there’s a homeless man somewhere in there and he’s berserk, so just…mind yourself. Gift shop closes at 5.

"Call off the dogs boys, the search can finally end. Um, hi. Yes, I’d like to purchase one of your solid gold, jewel encrusted unicycles. Whew, feels good to say. You have no idea how long I’ve been looking for one of these, haha……wait, what? What’s E-bays?"

"Call off the dogs boys, the search can finally end. Um, hi. Yes, I’d like to purchase one of your solid gold, jewel encrusted unicycles. Whew, feels good to say. You have no idea how long I’ve been looking for one of these, haha……wait, what? What’s E-bays?"

NOW DON’T MUCK IT UP! I just paid $20 to get that little Evil Kenevil parisian night suit of yours all cleaned and freshly pressed. Next time you try to jump the sandbox and bash your nose and bleed all over it, you won’t be so lucky.

NOW DON’T MUCK IT UP! I just paid $20 to get that little Evil Kenevil parisian night suit of yours all cleaned and freshly pressed. Next time you try to jump the sandbox and bash your nose and bleed all over it, you won’t be so lucky.

No you can’t bring the cat - it’s a cute idea babe, but she’s dead weight. Now put her down and let’s go - we gonna rob this bank or what?

No you can’t bring the cat - it’s a cute idea babe, but she’s dead weight. Now put her down and let’s go - we gonna rob this bank or what?